New Dynamic Duo

Working on a new project. This project was inspired by the pets owned by Lestak and Lizzabity. I hope to have a full script someday, but for now here is a 'pitch'. Yes I have copyright.

The Amazing Adventures Of PSYCHOKITTY And COCKGOBLIN
Episode 1 : Scourge Of The Catnip Smugglers

Dramatis Personae

1. Psychokitty - a new feline heroine for a new age. Born of mixed heritage this feline has issues. Despite being a crusader for truth, justice and clean cat litter our heroine believes in also savaging the hands that feed her. Yes comic book readers Psychokitty is both a beautiful furball with whiskers and is manic depressive - explosively so! She vows to channel her volatile energy into curtailing the catnip junkie mafia. Her abilities include the ancient magic of Power-Stalking.

2. Cockgoblin - the young male sidekick of our heroine. Cockgoblin is half-feline and half-monkey. Created in a secret lab by vile canine terrorists. Liberated by Psychokittty in one of her early missions. This cocky feline lad learns the art of Power-Stalking at the feet of his savior and mistress - but for comic relief just hasn't yet got it. Thus Cockgoblin's foolhardy clumsiness both amuses and annoys Psychokitty.

3. Hairball Harry - a rich cat modeled after Rush Limbaugh (or any other Conservative stooge). Hairball is our Lex Luthor. Holds a monopoly on all hairball remedy production.

4. MadMewler - the Heath Ledger/Joker of the sentient cat world. This bad - no SCRATCH that - this B.A.D. kitty wants only chaos. Not general localized lukewarm disorder mind you, but C.H.A.O.S. Psychokitty only has a touch of the madness that swims between the synapses of the MadMewler and he uses this to tease her inner demons.

5. SprayRay - another feline out to harm society. This guy uses the dark magic of the Super-Spray. As a male feline this guy can melt that which he urinates on. Nuff said.

6. Rha-biid - master enemy canine. Derived from Rottweiler stock this sentient canine uses the energy boost of radioactive rabies. His pack is really a cult.

7. RashRot - another canine fiend. Liberated from a dog fight by Rha-biid this hound has an obsession with burying things - particularly the unsuspecting innocent. Worse the living things he buries become rotting mind slaves to Rha-biid's cult...er, uh...pack.

More To Come...

I fucking hate you sometimes

oh but it gets better...

Lestak and Lizabitty are featured in the Psychokitty And Cockgoblin Adventures...

Your characters work in tandem...

Your characters are known as the PsychoKitty Wrangling Duo...

The PsychoKitty Wrangling Duo are not villians as such...

Rather they are akin to the old woman and old man from Courage The Cowardly Dog seen on the Cartoon Network...

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